You know you are the crazy cat lady when...

- cat hair is a way of life- your vet tells you that your cats behavior problems are a result of the cat thinking you are a cat and she is jealous of time spent with others or wants you to play with her- you feel like coughing up a hair ball in the morning- you spend 5 minutes clearing cat hair out of your eyes each morning- you wake up and have two cats sharing your pillow, one cat on your back, one cat across your legs, and the other curled up like a blankie. - you fall asleep and wake up to 2 cats cleaning your hair and face- you have 5 cats- your pick up line "do you like cats-cause I pack a lot of pussy" - when you ask a prospective date if they like cats and they respond "the musical?"- when your coworkers think you have children and find out that they are really cats- when you look forward to your cats opening up presents for the holidays - do they really understand???- when your neighbors joke about thinking that you dance with your cats when the music is on in you loft and you don't have the nerve to comment "I probably am"- when your neighbor thinks you have friends over and you are actually just talking to the cats- when you can talk to your cats and they actually meow back - and finally when you save all the cat hair that accumulates and realize that if you knew how to knit - you could knit a sweater out of cat hair...love livin' life - smilin' and seeking out adventure and mostly love living in my little loft with my 5 cats....purrrr....meow